(Charlie is seen watching television with his stuff. The pink and blue unicorns are floating above Charlie, wearing scuba goggles, flippers, and air tanks with snorkels, pretending to swim)
Blue and Pink: Glub...Glub glub...glub glub...glub glub...glub glub...
Blue: Look over there! It's a coral reef.
Charlie: Oh look, it's you guys...and you're floating.
Blue: Charlie, we're scuba diving, Charlie.
Pink: We're exploring the depths of the ocean blue.
Blue: Oh no! Here comes a school of poisonous fugu fish!
Pink: Nooo! Fugu!
Charlie: Ah, you gotta watch out for those. So, uh, go away. I'm watching TV.
(A vortex appeared on Charlie's back)
Blue: The vortex is open!
Charlie: Oh god. Okay, what is this?!
Pink: Charlie! We're being pulled into the vortex! Swim away, fugu fish, swim away!
Charlie: Come on now. You guys are freaking me out! Turn this thing off!
Blue: There's no stopping the vortex, Charlie!
Pink: Fuuuguuuu!
(Pink and Blue disappeared, along with the vortex)
Charlie: Guys? Guuuys? Or girls...I'm not really not sure what you two are.
(The vortex appeared with Blue's head sticking out)
Blue: Charlie! Charlie, I have the amulet!
Charlie: What amulet?! What's going on?!
Blue: The amulet, Charlie! The magical amulet! Sparkle sparkle!
(Pink appeared briefly)
Pink: Sp! Sparkle!
Charlie: I, I don't understand what you're talking about!
Blue: The amulet... Nyeh! Nyeh!!!
(Blue disappeared. Then both Pink and Blue popped out of the vortex, in which it disappeared briefly. Blue has the amulet on its neck. Somehow, their scuba outfit is off)
Blue: We did it!
Pink: We got the amulet!
Charlie: Great. Now go away! I'm tired of the horrible things that happen when you're around!
Blue: No, Charlie!
Pink: No!
(Pink and Blue puffed up while screaming no repeatedly, then turned back to normal)
Blue: We have to take the amulet to the Banana King.
Charlie: Oh, yes, the Banana King, of course. Absolutely not!
Pink: He, he's counting on us, Charlie! ah... *floating*
Blue: If we don't give the amulet to the Banana King, the vortex will open and let out a thousand years of darkness.
Pink: No! Darkness! (Pink is somehow floating)
(The vortex appeared again with tentacles sticking out with a roar)
Charlie: Ah! All right, fine! I'll go! I'll go!
Pink and Blue: Yay! (Just Pink) Darkness!
(Cut to the three walking through the woods. Pink and Blue were making tongue-blooping sounds)
Charlie: What are you two doing?
(Silence. Then Pink and Blue continued with their tongue-blooping)
Charlie: Stop that.
(Silence. Then Blue made one last tongue-bloop)
(The three stop in front of a big Letter Z)
Charlie: Oh, look at that.
(Pink and Blue started talking to the Letter Z in Spanish. Here's the translation)
Pink and Blue: Z!!!
Blue: "The man with the hat sent us!"
Pink: "He told us many amazing stories!"
(The Letter Z made pinging sounds)
Pink and Blue: Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho!
Charlie: What?
Pink: "Tonight we dine on turtles!"
Blue: "They will be good, Z!"
(The Letter Z shot a laser at Charlie)
Charlie: Ahh! What did you two do?!
Pink and Blue: Z!!!
Blue: "I am happy!"
(The Letter Z, again, made pinging sounds)
Pink and Blue: Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho!
Charlie: (mumbled) Just keeping walking, Charlie. Keep walking...
(The three stop in front of a giant sneaker)
Blue: Hop on board the train, Charlie.
Pink: It's gonna take us to the Banana King.
Charlie: I don't see any train. All I see is a giant sneaker.
Blue: It's the Choo Choo Shoe, Charlie.
Pink: The Choo Choo Shoe!
Blue: Hurry, Charlie. It's about to leave.
(Pink and Blue got in the sneaker)
Pink and Blue: Chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga shoe shoooooe! Chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga shooe shoooooe!
Charlie: Yeah, uh I forgot my boarding pass. I'll just walk.
(Cut to the three in front of a banana-themed temple emblazoned with the words EX ORIENTE LUX BANANA, which is probably meant to be bad Latin for "From the east, the light of a banana")
Pink: We're here, Charlie!
Blue: The Temple of the Banana King!
Charlie: Great. Let's leave the amulet and go home.
(A slug-like creature resembling Santa Claus popped out of nowhere, smiling. According to filmcow.com, the creature's name is Frogrus.He is known to be the Banana King's servant)
Charlie: Who is that?
(Silence)
Charlie: No, no really. You guys see it, right?
(Silence)
Charlie: I gotta be honest. I'm getting creeped out here. Somebody say something?
(Frogrus suddenly started to sing)
Frogrus: Charlie, you look quite down with your big fat eyes and your big fat frown. The world doesn't have to be so grey. Charlie, when your life's a mess, When you're feeling blue, always in distress, I know what can wash that sad away. All you have to do is...Put a banana in your ear!
Charlie: A banana in my ear?
Frogrus: Put a ripe banana right into your favourite ear! It's true.
Charlie: Says who?
Frogrus: So true. Once it's in your gloom will disappear. The bad in the world is hard to hear, When in your ear a banana cheers, So go and put a banana in your ear!
Frogrus and Bananas: Put a banana in your ear!
Charlie: I'd rather keep my ear clear.
Frogrus and Bananas: You'll ne'er be happy if you live your life in fear. It's true.
Charlie: Says you.
Frogrus and Bananas: So true. When it's in the skies are bright and clear. Oh every day of every year. The sun shines bright on this big blue sphere. So go and put a banana-
Frogrus: -in your earrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
(Frogrus disappeared in flames)
Charlie: Oh, of course, he burst into flames.
Blue: Go fourth, magical amulet! Return to the Banana King!
(The amulet got out of Blue's neck, floated to the air, and shines a beam of light at Charlie)
Blue: Charlie! YOU'RE the Banana King!
(Charlie is floating to the amulet from the beam of light)
Charlie: What? Hey, hey, hold on a minute!
(A banana appeared onto Charlie's back)
Banana: You're the Banana King, Charlie!
Charlie: No! I'm not! That doesn't make sense!
Blue: All hail the Banana King!
Charlie: I'm not the Banana King!
Blue: You ARE the Banana King!
Charlie: No, NO! I...I...
(Suddenly, more bananas appeared onto Charlie's back)
Bananas: Banana! Banana! Banana! Banana! Banana!
(A crown plopped on Charlie's head)
Charlie: I...I AM the Banana King!
Pink and Blue: Yay!
Banana: You ARE the Banana King!
Charlie: I'm the Banana King! Yeah!
(Charlie noticed that Pink and Blue disappeared)
Charlie: Hey, hey...where'd you go? Guys? Hello? Get me down from here!
(The beam of light disappeared, causing Charlie and the amulet to fall on the ground)
Charlie: Augh! Okay, that's a sprain.
(Cut to where Charlie walking through the woods alone)
Charlie: Hello? Hello! Guys, where are you?
(Charlie saw that his TV and the rest of his stuff was gone)
Charlie: Argh! Ya gotta be....Great! They robbed me!
(Suddenly, the vortex from earlier appeared, with Blue's head sticking out)
Charlie: Ahh!
Blue: Charlie!
Charlie: What do you want?!
(Silence)
Blue: plulululup!
(Music plays and the credits begin to roll)
Created by Jason Steele
Executive Producer Stephanie Steele
Creative Consultant Matt Books
FilmCow.com
(Screen fades to black)
